Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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shut up kobe!

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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