What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Actually it was me Josh brown

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Guess what? Bananas

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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