Once there was a girl named Andrea

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

... Chan chan

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Michel Moor on a die...

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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