- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

CAVE JOHNSON.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

I regret everything.....

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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