What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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