I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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penis?

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Pain Olympics.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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