what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Hi what I lug you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Michel Moor on a die...

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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