What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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porn-hub

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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OOOOPPS /

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Women can vote? WTF

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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