Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Hey, Max!!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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