What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Abortion

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Anti Joke

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