What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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