Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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