- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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