- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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