- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Knock knock Come in

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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