- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go NSYNC and disappear cause NSYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Who is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue