What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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