Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

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