- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Stealth baseballs record

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Women's Rights.

Women's rights.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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