It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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