Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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knock knock no ones home

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Potato!

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Anti Joke

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