whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Punching a baby

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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