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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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