There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

hard cheese

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

who is awesome? no one...

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Chuck Norris Dies.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I can count to potato.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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