Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Justin Beiber's Talent.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

James Patrick Campbell

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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