What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

dick dick dick... frogs

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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