Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Safe sex MR

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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u suck

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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