How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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F? No k

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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I like your hair

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