Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Daym im romantic

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Life

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

My tractor broke down.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You know whats better than 24? 25

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How many fingers do most people have? 10

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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