- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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