lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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politically correct!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Bark I'm a tree

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Anti Joke

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