- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Female rights.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Nice belt.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Women's Rights.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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