- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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