How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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its all aodhan

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Stealth baseballs record

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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