- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Winter

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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