If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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