"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Mitt Romney

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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all jokes aside...

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Xbox One

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Choir.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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