What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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