What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Your Mom

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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