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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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