Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Jerry.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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