How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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