what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What's the deal with brown?

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

to get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

800 people died last year. end of story

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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