- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Chuck Norris Dies.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

HURT

hard cheese

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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