whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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when debbie meets downer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Anti Joke

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