Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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homosexuals are gay

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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