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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

NEVER

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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