The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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