What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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