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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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