What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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knock knock whos their a person

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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