- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

so... how about that airplane food

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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