An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

your no better than a cockroach

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Poop

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi dave

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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