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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Getting up for a black person on a buss

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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