What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Republicans

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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