i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

women sports....

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Women's rights

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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