- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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