Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Poop.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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