- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Womans profesional lacrosse

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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