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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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