Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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