your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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God

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Women can vote? WTF

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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4 1/2

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

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