- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

men

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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