a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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