- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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