- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

honest politician

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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