- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Poop

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

world peace

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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