- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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