How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's brown and sticky? Anal

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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