- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

I've got a dig bick

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

women's rights.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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