How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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