name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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