What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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My parents died!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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obama

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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