- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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