whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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