Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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