- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a duck?

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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