- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's white and gluey Glue

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock Know! Come in!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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