- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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