What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

roak

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Anti Joke

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