What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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I pooped.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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So does Blake

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