I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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I'm sn otter

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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