Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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A women's opinion.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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