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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

One below was by me: Walter H

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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