Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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