knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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