What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Rick santorum

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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children burning

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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V I T A M I N C !

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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