- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Neil is a reterd.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Wanker

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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