- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's green and blue? yellow

Cancer.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's white and gluey Glue

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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