- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you hold someone in suspense?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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