Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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a ab

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scientology.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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... Chan chan

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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*insert joke here*

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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