Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What do you call a black man? A person

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

what to call someone thats gay zak

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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