- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

You suck big fat slobber

What's funnier than 24? My life.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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