- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Your wife died during the delivery.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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