Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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