Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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its all aodhan

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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