What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Women's rights.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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