A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Nice belt.

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black people

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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My kids are mistakes.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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