Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Gay's

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Get off my porch.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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