An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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women's rights

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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