Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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