What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Help I'm being raped!

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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feminism

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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