what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Has u seen my grammar?

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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