Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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