Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Lets Go Lakers!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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