A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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