- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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