Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Knock, Knock ...

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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