How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's clear and wet? water

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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