- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Gay's

Guess what? AIDS!

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Get off my porch.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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