Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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