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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Waseem is a hard worker.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Waseem is a hard worker.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"