-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Jimmy Saville

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

women's rights

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Caca.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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