Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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