What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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honest politician

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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