- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what did the farmer do? plant

Three black men were walking...

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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