Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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