A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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