- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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