- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what did the farmer do? plant

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Three black men were walking...

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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