How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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