- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Nickleback.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Chinese men having large penis.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

men

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Justin Beiber

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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