- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

PSN IS UP

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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