- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Penis.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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