Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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hi jonny

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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