“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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