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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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