- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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