Chinese men having large penis.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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men

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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tims sty:)

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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