there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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