- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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