- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a job.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Guess what? I like trains.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

My wife made me a sandwich

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Mormons having fun.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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