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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Cows are land manatees.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

This one time at band camp music was played.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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