- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

what do u call a apple a apple

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Im cute hehehee

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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