- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Penis.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

a man walked into a bar....

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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