- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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