A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is a chair?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Lil' Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops