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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

guest what i love pancakes

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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