Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Do your parents know you're gay?

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

My friend harris is fat.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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