The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

a black guy walks into a black bar

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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