- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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