Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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