- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

7+5=12

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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