- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

its snowing on mount fuji

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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