- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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