Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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this site is an antijoke

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Are you a tree

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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