How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Sex education in Texas,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Y u do dis?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Michel Moor on a die...

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

MySpace.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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