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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Womens Rights

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

a man checks his mypsace

womens rights

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's funnier than 24? 25

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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