What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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MySpace.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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