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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Waseem is a hard worker.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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