How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Your mother is average.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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