Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Women's Rights

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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