- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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