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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Knock, Knock ...

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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