- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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