- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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