How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

This is a joke. Laugh!

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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