- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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2 + 2 = fish

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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