- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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