- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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