- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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