Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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2 + 2 = fish

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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