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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

The Earth is a nice place to live.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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