- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Knock Knock opens the door

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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