- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

i died. new product by steve jobs

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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