Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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