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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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