4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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