Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Anti Joke

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