Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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I just drank a cola.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Wright flyer

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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