What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Grace Ackerson

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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