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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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