How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

9/11

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Catholicism.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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