How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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