Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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3 like an eel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Hi

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knock knock There's no door

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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hi

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Anti Joke

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