- Anti Joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years