What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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hi

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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men

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Anti Joke

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