What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Vagina.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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