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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

God wrote this joke.................................

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

whats worse than a kane nothing

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

baby seal walks into a club

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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