- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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