Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Anti Joke

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