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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

42, that is all

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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