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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Hi what I lug you

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Hey, Max!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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