- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

you suck

What did death say to life? Go die

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