Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Caca.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Moooo

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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