Are you gay? No. Ok.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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baskets

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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