What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Winter

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Justin Bieber

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

NEVER

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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