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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

I was once a hamster.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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