- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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