A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Antoni Wilkinsin

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

H o m o comes out as homo

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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