- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

God

A man walks into a bar Ouch

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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