Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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The WNBA

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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