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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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