- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

I pooped.

Bumsniffer

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

children burning

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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