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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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