- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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