- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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