what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man killed himself.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Womens' sports

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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John Stamos.

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