Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Christianity

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

I was once a hamster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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