The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Mitt Romney

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Your Mom!!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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