- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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