Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock! Come in..

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What happen? Idk...

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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