Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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