ded on boomer and aodddan

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what is the color of a burp burple

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops