- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Me

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

whats worse than a kane nothing

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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