'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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more chocolate?

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Pain Olympics.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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hi anti joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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