What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Racial equality.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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