Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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why does column have a letter n?

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Cool Brian

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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