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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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