Guess what. Chicken butt.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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racism...deal with it!

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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