You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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