A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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how may i help you

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Hello.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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DERP

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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