- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Women's rights

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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