What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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