- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's what SHE said!

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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