Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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breasts

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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im a dragon, no im not

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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