- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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