- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What's the deal with brown?

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

elen degeneres is straight....

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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