- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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