What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

world peace

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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