- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

whats worse than a kane nothing

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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