Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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