Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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