knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Andy Carrol

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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John Stamos.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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You just read this ..

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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