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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

One day a man walked into a wall

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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