- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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