Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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im at school

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Gay's

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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